Cameron B. Baker
29th May, 1986
Alburyopolis, Australia
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AskiKaOwnzYou
Zero Hour 1.04 Pride Replays, Maps & Advice
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Pride Maps
(Full Installation Documentation provided for all Maps)
1. Godlands (1.51 MB)
8 Player (2v2, 2v2v2v2, 4v4, FFA Map)
(USA, GLA AND CHINA WORK FOR SKIRMISH, WORKS ON ALL CCG AND ZH VERSIONS)
2. Godlands Professional (306 KB)
8 Player (2v2, 2v2v2v2, 4v4, FFA Map)
(NO SCRIPTING, MEANING HUMAN PLAYERS ONLY FOR INTERNET AND LAN GAMING, ALL VERSIONS CCG AND ZH)
Pride Replays
21. FaLLenNuKe owned by AskiKa Twice 1st 2nd
(3/5 Stars - "I guess cos I was forced to "TRY" somewhat")
Man, fuck you Fallen Nuke Noob, who the fuck are you for one fucking month to continuously "FLAME" me in the lobby, acting "BIG" and shit... You might be ok, but I am superior to you for the last 15 years, I AM NOT EVEN PLAYING ALL THAT WELL LATELY BECASUE THE GAME IS AGED... OWNT... Peace brova... (I convicted that Boss Of Chaos again below for ya bro... Replay # 18)...
20. LoCK-On^, CrAzY_LiOn & CrAzY_GiRaFfE Owned on Defcon6 3v3
(2/5 Stars - "I thought they'd put up more of a fight instead of break the rules... Then DC")
I guess I thought "WRONG"...
19. PROFESSIONAL TANKING ON DEFCON6 FFA BY AskiKa
(5/5 Stars - "You Thought What? That you knew how to TANK on defcon?")
You thought "WRONG" - Tanking in actuality is two things (1. Massive Risk All at start, for 2. Easy Game win)... That is all...
N.B. this is how I owned Holland when he was undefeated 4 months straight and everyone said he was unbeatable, exact same tactic... Always works for NON-MH's...
Happy Comment: The First Noob says I used a "Speed Unit Cheat" - "just lolololololololoololololololololol" - what a compliment lol... MUST WATCH...
18. Boss of Chaos Exposed as the MH NOOB he is
(0 Stars - "Map Hack Conviction + DISSAPOINTED")
All AskiKa has to say to this moron is "FUKIN NOOB", don't waste my time preaching ever again moron...
"In response": To your bullshit statement that "EVERYONE MAP HACKS" and "so does askika and fallen nuke" - you can go to hell noob, I don't and as for Fallen nuke, well there's two replays at # 21 for you to judge him by... Perhaps stop fucking hiding behind your retarded excuses and "LEARN TO PLAY?" - PERHAPS?...
17. Pro (MH) lamers, -|Free^RaNgE'- aka ^GloriouS' Flamer Ownt...
(5 Stars - "Heh, he was trying, but not a PRO")
This "DICK-SUCK" honestly 100% map hacks, $BOSS-of-CHAOS$ however (who was observing and a confirmed map-hack according to Repinfo download was actually quite a nice guy, messaging me "GG" after the game - this means that boss of chaos is genuinely a "nice person" and should succeed in life because, even though his mates where acting cocky, he said [literally] "STOP" - show credit where credit is deserved, for this reason Boss of Chaos, you forever have my endless respect [as a person, not in the game as gamereplays has convicted you] and if the "fuckers" are correct then you'll understand), "Free Range" however was asking me for a rematch but I wouldn't because he was flaming me and calling me a lamer and a noob instead of asking nicely, so now he has to fester in his own "wannabe-me" noobness for the next lifetime, knowing I owned his noob ass, only way he'll ever beat me again is if he gets lucky and then checks continuously "repinfo" until he finds me on one of my aliases, unfortunately I change my ISP's each month "I churn" on porpose so I cannot be tracked, so the noob now has two days to fukin beat me or forever feel bad about getting owned after talking crap - won't it be funny when the nooblet stumbles over this site and notices he's being "dissed" by the great AskiKa... He'll go and sook or possibly do what other "COCKY NOOBZ DO" - jerk off, UNFORTUNATELY, this "glorious free noob" is forever doomed to a life of attempting to control people and make them "comply" to his "will" - not a way to live one's life - poor fuck!!!
The free range noob and Navy Seal who is crapper than free range flamed me and kicked me multiple times this day... Was a sweet ownage!
16. Doo(V) owned aka NWO Boss TD
(4 Stars - "Heh, he was trying, but not a PRO")
My DEMO vs his TANK on Tournament Desert, He did damn well for a semi-pro, but he failed to defend his base sufficiently, his tactics are simple, rush so that the enemy is "not rushing" you... This doesn't work VS pros...
Tread lightly next time ~NwO~^BOSS^, it may just pay off...
Please note: AskiKa is not currently "in-form" of top 20 anymore, so he's quite happy to own ~NwO~^BOSS^ so easily!
GG Demonstrates enguagement rules - when to rush and when to defend, etc... Not that AskiKa played all too well this game...
"As normal on tournament desert when AskiKa has been noob bashing some 1,000 games on Defcon6 FFA's..."
15. Con|Diego Pwnt + Game Error
(4 Stars - "A Good Demo for owing AFG")
Long game FFA tutorial on Defcon6 Owning Con diego aka "Re Amped (NOOB)" and fellow pros - He got so mad he game error on purpose, how typical of the diego (COCKY AS FUCK NOOB) to basically "DC" as normal of past - lololol....
14. AskiKa's Infantry Tutorial on Defcon6
(20 Stars - "A Good Inf Cannot Be Defeated")
Long game FFA tutorial on INFANTRY General, entire game blue and red bagging me, late game noob BLUE flames me and say noob, you have the "SMALLEST BASE" - To Be Honest (TBH) I was ROFL (Rolling on Floor Laughing) MAO (My Ass Off)...
get a load of my hackers, lol the replay is about 900kb's a long long comprehensive inf game demonstrating how inf can quickly take "map control with migz" late game...
If you're someone that likes watching long long game replays and you like INFANTRY general (The Best General, then this is a must watch (I got doubled by the flamers aswell, I think it has something to do with the fact that "EVERY SINGLE GAMER I PLAY I CALL A NOOB" - They think there is something "WRONG" with being called a noob, however I simply do it because it motivates then to "HATE ME" therefore making them "TRY HARDER' than normal - which is good practice for me)...
Incase you're wondering why purple did not attack me later in the game, it is because he worked out he had no chance vs my nuke cannons (as he was tank), so he knew he had to make some "room" for himself to out build me, little did the noob know that he simply had to spam tanks and hacker within his small base... Furthermore, most players assume it will greatly benefit them to have map control - it won't, the only sides that require map control are GLA's and possibly USA's, chinas strength "LATE GAME" is in it's compact base which can then be defended easier and can continue to spam hackers forerever without requiring 'more space" - USA's and GLA's don't have this luxury... Cheers, Dave (aka AskiKaOwnzYou)...
"A MUST WATCH"...
13. AskiKa's Tutorial on TANK vs USA's
(3 Stars - "The china fortress of death")
Long game FFA tutorial on TANK FFA play, ends up being a two hour game because I felt the need for bunkering as bottom left was a map hacker and I am not...
Still late Game Pro tactics by askika to pwn it...
And an exciting Gattling pwnage of AFG at end also...
12. Mismatch Alert (FUNNY GAME)
(10 Stars)
"Umm do not ask me what sets me off this game, however I decided to stop guarding my well sheltered secrets and play like the pro that I know I am"
Firstly, you will not see any finer long game GLA Toxin player ever again, As I propably wont be trying for the next year or so...
However Spartacus famous MH noob and his MH buddies all act big in the lobby, usually it's normal for one or two to act big, however this game like 4 people in the launch acted like they'd win it for sure, talking "smack"... I decided to turn it "OWN"...
If you take notice of my lack of tunneling and my game tactics (Red Alert 95 roving style), then you're half way to understanding that the game was never meant to be played the way bunker noobz do...
next point to take notice of (the sheer amount of battle busses I was prepared to spam prior to attack moving...
Last point to take note of "when top right noob launched this superpower, I said "you just sealed your "F U C K I N G" funreal noob, and within seconds he was dead...
also watch my expansion when I realised my workers at middle where not killed (I always send workers to scout) it looked kinda cool...
Players aliases in this game (STATIC) are syndicate of sah fuck-up was yellow, vortex is a clanwars pro too afraid of showing their real identity that they hide it with IP scrambler, "Open" is some noob that plays like a "Semi-Pro" on money maps only, "Spartacus (purple) is better know as Ger'Taal or undead" or hajabusa and ZeEr is better known as the MH named KaKa aka FW-Lava..."
Note: Someone mismatched at the end of the game, I suspect it was not OPEN but the other noob, however I did not check to see if anyone was "observing" as they can still mismatch a game... what I do however know is I have once again acheived my objective - which is to make someone so MAD at losing to "ME" that they have to disconnect or Mismatch - TBH fucking hilarious :)
11. Lesson for all gamers playing FFA
(2 Stars)
"NEVER LEAVE YOUR FUCKING BASE OPEN TO A CHINOOK DROP IN A FFA" - just because the enemy is not next to you does not mean in a FFA you can build a large base like this and expect to defend it, the only way to build is to build "TIGHT" in a corner at the start - it knocks out the enemies chances of succesful atatck...
This replay is a FFA on defcon6, it will teach you how to build as laser in a FFA game and will also demonstrate a succesful drop vs a china opponent on the other side of the map (why you ask?)... Well because it gained me necessary generals points, plus perhaps will make one of the players on the opposite side of the map "alot stronger" - which is what I want (my enemies closest to me to be piss weak and my enemies far away from me to gain some amount of stength to kill my closest enemies for me - it's really quite a funny tactic - always works if you get away with it - killing the furthest enemy from you basically forces a fight over the other side of the map (which you don't partake in) and makes you stronger and them weaker... (TBH laser sucks on any larger map if the other players build ranged weapons succesfully...
"the funny thing" - as I was rushing top left... I said his colour, then "don't you know noob, you should always defend vs a drop dummy"... He said he doesn't have to and bla bla frikkity bla bla bla... was very funny to everyone when he said "HELP" AskiKa is owning me ten seconds later - "They asked him how and he said "DROP" lololololol :) 2 stars for funny factor...
I cannot stress how important it is to build a tiny base, the advantages are paramount...
- less defences for less base space = more money for mobile ground forces or to put straight into "money generators" such as black markets, hackers or supply drop zones [bm's sdz haxorz]..
- Only two large entry points into your base, none if you defend the way I did this game... (Instead of 3 weaker entry point defences if you try and defend your entire base - costing you much money and if two players rush you you're fucked)... My method is far superior because both players if they choose to "double you" must attack at the same entry point/s and this means they'll also be killing each other... So I've guaranteed basically only 2 players who micro manage their units may attack at once, and since my defence is so damn good, "they aint getting in"...
- another interesting point to note is that after I'd killed bottom middle I spammed defences all around the place to knock out all superpowers and basically make life hell for my remaining enemies - the game was over and i was having fun, however especially with GLA, always send a fiew workers ahead of any strategic strikes, incase you get lucky and win a battle, you have workers already there to start building, highly important on defcon6... remeber this "without a gla worker always around your army/armies, you're a fucking noob without a cause...
- More lessons on defcoon6 as I can be stuffed placing the replays here... Day by day I'll make you moronistic noobz into pros if it fucking kills me... (WHY? Because yes, at heart I am a nice guy - but you noobz just dominate nice guys and it makes sense to have you hating someone like me who can "ass-kick" you so you keep on coming back for more and more and more until you finally beat me and then quit the next day because the game is now boring :) - as you think you've beaten me, but all you've done is propably caught me "NOT CARING" or knowing you are a pro - and I'll surely be "half-playing and jerking off while smoking a cigarette and kissing two hookers at the same time...
10. LeVo|inCredible aka aMaZiN'xG owned and DC
(2 Stars)
IllPhantiIll is LeVo|incredible and aZaZiN'xG, a map "NO Map Hack" semi pro, the fucker gets cut becuase it was no rush, then starts calling me a noob so I kill his allie's (named "OPEN") war factory just "IN" the no rush zone... then the fuckers start yelling "CHEAT CHEAT" - but guess what, it was me and two hardcore noobz vs three semi-pros, what did you expect? I got to do something - lol...
Anyway, my stance on disconnecting is as it was thirteen years ago - I hate the fuckers, I continue on into green's base (LeVo) and he cries cheat and dc's, then later on the other two DC at the same time - If ya ask me, totally pathetic display of crapness - the Pros live by only a fiew rules - they are as follows...
- No rules whatsoever, anyone playing with rules is a fuckin' hardcore noob...
- Never disconnect, regardless of how bad the noobz cheat... cop your losses...
- Always call someone a noob, even if they are better than you after a game... this rule helps keep nice people playing the game and motivates them to play more to get better - without this rule, people would get sick of "HATING" certain others and simply quit playing as it no longer has any appeal...
- Always, when starting a new game, learn optimal defence, then after you're a pro at defence, learn offence - This takes alot longer than playing as a "starter pro (NOOB)" that wins games by "risking all" then eventually gets surpassed by the real pros and complains - I was better first...
- Be a total asshole... It's more fun for players to come up against an "asshole" than a pussy
9. AskiKa getting revenge on Fallen Nuke
(5 Stars)
Nuke recently beats me 2-0 because I have been noob bashing so much and owning on Defcon6, the noob got his demo vs my stealth and his gla vs my swg, total unfair match ups anyways... Plus the fact I've been noob bashing means I lost to him because he's been playing vs pros mostly, this doesn't mean he is better, it simply means he catching me on the rebound, anyway, this fucker gets cocky etc and tells me to "bow" to him in a game he was hosting, I did this to make sure I can play the game... We play I dominate the noob with two airfields, my allie kinda sucked at money grabbing while micro'ing, still LASTY is a deacent semi-pro. game was a 2v2v2 and it turns out everyone was a USA, total pwnage without radar, I play like I had it, pro play... Watch it lol (I gave it five stars because I assumed I was dead and could not win it - I got lucky, GG+++ Must watch for Air inthusiasts...
8. Ironman Owned comprehensively L8 Game
(4 Stars)
Ironman is a pro late game however I owned his noob ass hardcore... WNxModena was playing this game (aka groucho), karro aka sepiroth was named "husaberg" (he's a mh noob but pretneds not to and thinks he's good) and I'd finished owning him the game before but he decided to try again under a false name because he did not want me to know it was him because he was SECRETLY ashamed of getting owned by me - not knowing who I am he was forced to call me a mh because he could not belive i play that good lol, "eat my shit" is sah fuckup or syndicate, a deacent semi pro, all around a deacent game (note, AskiKa used to be named WNxSuperNovaSky, I owned WNxPowerful to join the clan, my air vs his inf, tbh amazing 10 out of 10 game (chinook rockvee drops, manwars, etc etc, was long game) I left the WNxclan (I was the official clan trainer) because WNxsandmaster who bashes his wife according to WNxKitty (her words not mine) accused me of map hacking mr WNxPaceZTaco in a game where he was stealth (A Flamer flamed the wrong way because it moved slightly and killed a hijacker, a total random incident that is a known bug and the flamer was not even selected prior to continuining to move and flame incorrect way - so I could not have possibly told it to flame that way) however WNx noobz thought it looked like a map-hack (JEALOUS NOOBZ ACTUALLY OF HOW I PLAYED) and decided to post the game at gamereplays.org - a pathetic move, backstabbed by a north ameri-"CAN" clan of fuck ups... I left prior to them finding me mh or not, as I knew it looked bad etc and was pissed at sandmaster, who was always jealous of me...
Anyway the MH accusation was found No-Map hack, thanks to them finally understanding "how to test it" by my tutorial and was washed away, I don't talk much to clan memebers of WNx anymore, because kitty and sandmaster are still there, and really, who wants to argue their entire fucking lives anyways... Enjoy this replay, you'd think I would have still lost it, and yes, he did pull out ALL STOPS... GG must watch (Will once again teach you how to VS any gla on a larger map and easily own them with a tiny base...
Long Game China VS GLA realistic tactics:
Chinas have all of the advantages and GLA players have none. Sure you might think GLA has a sneak attack, however the Multiple smart Placed Bunkers with 5 Rocket Infantry (Red Guard) will own them (Hint: Watch this replay to understand what I am saying), Sure GLA has rebel ambush that can (as demo) kill one bunker to sneak (However your gattling patriots placed evenly around the bunkers will kill most of these men before they do much damage and the other bunker will STILL kill the sneak attacks), Sure GLA has Toxin Bombs, However the Gattling Patriots placed strategically around your base to stop the dreaded scud launchers from penetrating (When you have enough Gattling Patriots with their CHAIN GUNS UPGRADE) will also stop any toxin bombs from "OWNING" your much protected hackers (& Income), sure GLA has the best offensive and defensive UNIT in the game (The Battle Bus, most filled with only rocket men, all filled with atleast one WORKER for multiple tunnel spam if you penetrate and one rebel for quick capture with multiple busses and one with kell to own inf, etc) however these battle busses in a longer game are GLAs' demize, they take way too much "MICRO" (Micro manipulation of units, continuous buildings and making sure your bank account is ALWAYS close to ZERO Dollars - As it makes sense to have all of your "MONEY" - AKA units and buildings "ON-THE-MAP" otherwise you are weaker than you should be and would loose to a pro that has alot less money than you, because they know how important it is to have units "ON-THE-MAP which is called a heavy "MOBILE-ATTACK-FORCE")
The GLA player/s will be submitted to a horrid time, manipulating their units in teams of two to four if they're good, managing attack forces on "ALL" flanks (flanks being each entry point to one's base) and not being able to press "QQQ-A-THEN "LEFT CLICK" which will "ATTACK MOVE" all of your current units on an enemy base (The battle busses will ensure you must micro like four times as much as a china player on "ATTACK MOVE' gradually fatiguing all GLA gamers into their demize... There is only a select fiew GLA long game pros (Like myself) that can handle the ANNOYANCE of a late game GLA... Infact nowadays I just keep "TEN BATTLE BUSSES in my tunnels and spam other units so I can "ATTACK MOVE" it yeilds better results because you don't have to micro manage four times harder and you can then re-use your barracks to mass spam (By pressing "Y") angry Upgraded Mobs, which may get shot down by gats etc, however if you have enough mobs, nothing will stop then... Imagine twenty angry mobs being build every 20 seconds, marauders which will automatically run through "scraps of the enemy", making them literally walking overlords with dual cannons of death - that have almost as good range as overlords, mass quads that knock out any incoming china superpowers (accept artillery), scud launchers of death - literally ten wars dedicated to scud launchers only, a fiew buggies to reinforces if you want, however I no longer favour them, as the stupid things on attack move, always fail to stop and start shooting in time and get shot down too easily if not managed well (and like I said, Who the Fuck wants to micro manage their units in all out war? - Not me, I am retired from my Pro days, I CBF (can't be fucked), basically scorpions are ok with their rockets, however marauders own scorpions in a 1v1, so why the fuck would you want scorpions, especially given the fact that if you are playijng a USA, the late game scorpion rockets will get incinerated by the Avengers laser beam...
I don't dare use flame tanks late game, they only serve to stop my faster moving units and create lag, stuff lotus, what's she gonna do... steal his money at $1,000 per 30 seconds? - My enemy will be making around 40,000 per 30 seconds... Only thing lotus is good for is if you get lucky mid-game and have INfantry general, then Lotus can disable around 10 units before they get to her...
To summarize, there is not one "GLA" professional that can beat a "CHINA" professional in a late game - even if the china player is making half the GLA player's money, which I was in this game... If you bunker the hackers properly, you only need enough space to then spam wars, if GLA takes this space away from you, as did happen in this game (but I bounced back) you loose, if you get enough space, the gla gamer looses, it is that simple...
P.S. Had I been playing someone that actually threatened me, all I would have made was overlords and nuke cannons, once you get enough nuke cannons (even though they are slow moving) you cannot loose, the enemy if they don't map hack will not be able to see the nuke cannons locations and you'll steadily continue into their base with overlords and perhaps gattling cannons defending them, once at enemies bease, spam a quick twenty inferno cannons and as they get there, manage the nukes and o/l's (overlords) for an easy win, plus spam about fifty fucking airfields and once you gain air supremacy, then GLA is forced to spam quads, the quads die to the mass overlord spam and "check mate"...
For all of you noobies out there, continuing to learn from my site will make you an utter professional and if I ever find a way to recover my 200,000 replays, I'll post them all here for you to see my "clanwars replays" (which I am quite pissed off about losing as it has nearly every pro player owned, with the exception of about 100...
7. AskiKa Owning Tricky, aka City|London
(3 Stars)
TBH Our First Meeting and propably my thousandth clanwars game... Ummm what can I say accept he rookie mistake (This was when I was named CoE-Elite a Famous Knife Picture on Gamereplays.org - Me and my chefs knife make me look like the resident PSYCHO, which I actually "AM" - You see I've owned you "ALL" since 1993, I've never stopped, sure we get the noobz that "THINK" they are pros (I won't name names), however whenever us "OLDIES" want to turn it "OWN", we can (It only takes around 100 focussed games to recover from "NOOB BASHING", however "NOOB BASHING" is alot more fun than playing hyped up mh noob wannabe pros that can lie to you because they are across the world and don't face any liability - TBH if these noobz where in my town, I would have killed them already... As they spoil the game with their inferior confidence problems)...
To-date, there is not one of you wannabe me's that has stayed better than myself, if you're good, then play me 100 times, guaranteed after the first twenty games (Cos I'll recover from noob bashing), I'll win the rest...
"However life is not about pro gaming for AskiKa anymore, it is about bashing dumb noobz and semi-pro wannabes and leaving the map-hack plagued wannabe pros on "clanwars" website to their own demize - YOU BUNCH OF PATHETIC HACKER FAGZ, FFS, GET A LIFE...
6. How to USA Rockvee ALL over a map
(3 stars)
Defcon6 2v2v2 Some Noob gets owned and resigns and calls me a noob etc because I am middle and do the "money grab" (plus top right noob steals his oils, which is noob, middle guy always steals all six... must watch for larger map rockvee tutorial by AskiKa (AKA TGC^TerrorCell and WNxSuperNovaSky and 4000 other names like SX-Vengeance, the guy that owned city london etc)...
(5 Stars)
Defcon6 2v2v2 fucking oarsome comeback when all is lost and the noobz are flaming - TBH will teach you how to play vs ANY gla as tank, please note: Migs are innefective VS gla, they get shot down too easily, we prefer one emperor overlord tank instead of TWO MIGZ that die, plus the fact it is impossible to Micro-Manage migz and space in games such as the one demonstrated above, GRAB a coffe and enjoy - AskiKa... TBH I think a two hour game that I semi-bunker in, however a "MUST WATCH" for anyone that "THINKS" they are a professional on Defcon6 or for TANK VS GLA's = you'll learn also, none scare my tank... Not on Defcon6...
(5 stars - 4 Months Undefeated CW champion)
Sometimes to own a pro you need to intelligently take a risk, this HOLLAND Noob was undefeated for the last four months and was claiming to be the #1 ZH gamer of ALL-TIME, Until I came along and made the poor noob "DISSAPEAR" for good, he never showed his face again after this humiliation - This guy beat everyone - UNTIL HE RAN INTO ME THAT IS...
I did warn him I was a red Alert 95 pro, he just didn't listen...
This build order for Chinas is TOP SECRET and an AskiKa original, it cannot be stopped, even if you loose the "WAR ON THEIR PRIMARY" - by then it is too late becasue you have not sold the command center and will have around 3 supplies up, the enemy "CANNOT" recover...
(Notice: If the enemy MH's, they will quickly spam a barracks or something and stop building the NORMAL way they would, an easy conviction, however they will generally be setup to kill the top right dozer and will do so, but guess what, usually by then you have three supplies up and can spam a quick two wars on the "right" etc for still an easy win).
3. AskiKa Owning Excalibur (OoE-Excal)
(5 stars - AskiKa is Set-Up by Excal when VS OoE)
Excalibur sets me up and pretends to be some noob VS me and two of his friends want to watch the infamous "CoE-Elite" aka AskiKaOwnzYou get his butt whipped, luckily I caught on, as it is unusual to have oberservers by a random 1v1 challenge in the 2v2 lobby...
at this stage of my ZH career, I was flaming Mafia, OoE and SW clans, the three best clans of "the day"...
I basically said that OoE sucked my backside and couldn't win for a piece of crap, I proved right, joining the game relatively late from OoE, Mafia and SW clans, I was a relative noob, still I caught on fast and played like a PRO basically "OVERNIGHT" - this goes to show the older Red Alert Pros (2 million online RTS games each) know "STRATEGY and ENGAGEMENT" tactics and our "MICRO" can be superior at our discretion (however this requires somewhat of a hatred of the enemy player because nowadays we just "can't be fucked" caring for "NOOBZ" who claim to be pros in "ANY" RTS titles - "WE KNOW WE CAN OWN THEM WHENEVER WE FEEL THE NEED"...
Anyway - OoE-Mirage, OoE-Thor, OoE-Trojan, OoE-Excal all fell eventually (I had alot less experience than those "DORKS" - watch the replay above, it is EXCAL getting PWNED hardcore...
(Unfortunately I have re-formatted my hard-drive and lost "ALL" of my 200,000 online replays, including almost "ALL" pros getting "BUM-Fucked" by yours truly, attempting to locate my hidden servers that I forgot the IP #'s to to download a backup of these replays which will eventually be made available to the public - ALL 200,000+ of them...
If you think you have not been owned yet by AskiKa, please email me at "getowned@eliterebelforces.com" and I'll be more than happy to hand "Foot to Ass" - CHEERS...
Excal's Personal Info
Ben Taylor
22th July, 1988
London, England
Online Info
Online Accounts: [OoE]ExCaL^/StrausS/TachYoN,PheoNiX
Amount of games online: A lot
Purchasing date of Zero Hour: December 2004
History
CCG and ZH were my first online games as prior to these games I preferred completing missions on various other games such as Age of Empires, Dune and “FLYING” games. It was a friend that introduced me to online gaming. From there I joined my 1st ZH clan amoc| with my 2v2 partner Hail.
Achievements:
19x CW ZH Titles - amoc|, CxWx3, [OoE]x9, MooNx2, MaRS, cYs|, [SW], [LtK]. StuNNiNG (51-1)-98win%
5x Warrior ZH - ExCaL^x2, StrausS, -PheoNiX-, TaChYoN
1x Boss Generals title
1x gens.nl
1x Silver Bfme2
Personal Favorites
Colour: Purple
Food: Duck
Drink: Fosters
Music: Ballroom Dancing Music
Movie: Lord of the Rings
TV: Sport TV
Sport: Dancing, Football
Animal: Cat
Hobby: Dancing, football, other sports if needed by mates :P
ZH favorites
Unit: Raptor
Map: Fallen Empire
Matchup: Air/nuke vs anything
Modus: 2v2
Best online mates: [OoE] - Great bunch!
ZH Shortcuts
L for laser lock
And raps under ctrl1,2,3,4///etc.
My Top 3 ZH players of all-time
For 1v1:
1. Omnirai
2. Dackel
3. DeMoN1CFor 2v2:
1. KnockOut-
2. ImpacT-
3. DackelI would include myself somewhere on the above list though.
My Top 3 ZH flamers of all-time
1. True
2. Tactical
3. Hail/Letigre (When they wanted, but in a very funny way and usually to the ones above.
Dackel's comment:
Our close relationship actually started quite badly. Ben accused me of maphack several times. We used to be bitter enemies and rancorous rivals. As soon as I joined the forces of The Order Of The Elites we became firm and inseparable mates. After a few team games were certain that a glorious future is approaching. There is no other gamer who can show up more successes than ExCaL^. It's a great pity that Ben refrains mostly from GameReplays.org or other gaming boards and for that reason a lively discussion is impossible. Nevertheless playing with him CW against and yet against is a lot fun. I don't want to miss his spotless character in C&C3.
Wub-O-Meter:Taken from dackels Page, please visit dackel.cc if you want to view more from dackel.
AskiKa Says: Excal once played VS me and butt fucked me in seconds, he was however China vs my gla... his Lix (Helix) useage was pro...
He asked me after the game "WHO ARE YOU TO CHALLENGE ME, WHY WOULD YOU CHALLENGE ME - AND THIS MADE ME FEEL LIKE SHIT, only Excal has that power, no one else (he is the type of pro to play a gamer only a fiew times, thrust all of his skill into these games, then consider his mission won and move on - whereas I cannot do that anymore, I need to genuinely "CARE" to try like he does - I don't and never will again - As I've been there and "DONE THAT" for the last thirteen years - "IT GETS OLD - THE CARING I MEAN"...
Sorry but I feel I must add that Excal is quite a handsome and nice persona looking chap who seems to be quite a professional in his life aswell, it is great to note that RTS pros don't got to be "DORKS" (Such as the picture of spalding below) - Good onya mate, cheers...
(4 stars - OoE-spalding noob uncovered)
Spalding is Babidi, I have many replays of me owning Babidi, he is really not that good, this is why he has recently in 2008 Added me on comms, because he knows how good I am...
In this match, red army, aka Spalding or Levo'Forster who I've owned in clanwars under many nicknames decides I have too much money, so he breaks the rules and both him and his partner spams SW's until they eventually "PRODUCE A GAME ERROR" so that they thought I couldn't save this replay - "AS IT PROVES SPALDING IS A SHORT GAME PRO YET LONG GAME TOTAL CRAPPY NOOB, JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU..."
Anyway, I did save this replay and TBH, it goes to show that spalding cannot hack losing fairly to AskiKa, so he'd resort to any means possible to WIN - such as map-hacking - "WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR RADAR VAN NOOB..." - OWNT!
P.S. - it's hugely fulfilling when you force players that "THINK" they are good to cheat to win... It proves they're not and they realize it after the game - it's a fact, you've broken them - after that they'll find a way to "ALLIE" you until they can surpass you, however when they realize they "CANNOT" and never will after getting to know your "PROPPER" pro game, THEY NEVER RETURN AND THEY HIDE BEHIND THE EXCUSE - "I WAS ALWAYS BETTER"... Funny because the fact remains, they're defeated and "THEY'LL NEVER RETURN ON THOSE NICKNAMES AGAIN", well not when you're in the room, instead they'll hide behind aliases (gotta love repinfo) and attempt to ambush you into losing once to them and then post a replay of you playing like a noob (because you're drunk, jerking off with one hand and smoking with the other and infact playing with your "PENIS" & genuinely "NOT CARING" to play good)... Then they'll come back onto their old nickname (feeling restored pride) and tell you it was them and call you a noob...
You know what I do...
I leave and continue playing (after partaking in " flame-wars" in the lobby - which I find quite hysterical...
I genuinely don't care for a loss unless I "KNOW I AM TRYING" - which I rarely do...
Spalding's Personal Info
Benjamin Bleier
25th October 1986
Karlsruhe, Germany
Online Info
Accounts : Too many....[OoE]HoWiTZeR, spalding etc.
Amount of games online: ~7000
Purchasing date of Zero Hour: 2 or 3 months after release.
History
Met deus-ex and francios and joined [ICKO] with Deus, Francios, NoX ( I think) and NuBBe. Afterwards I've joined clans such as [GoOd], HFD, SW, CYMRU|, but the clan I've stuck with was [OoE].
Achievements:
Several clan and warrior titles.
Personal Favorites
Colour : Black
Food : Tortellini alla Panna
Drink : Ouzo
Music : Anything
Sport : Table tennis, soccer
Animal : Wombat/Echidna
Hobby: Table tennis, gaming, Poker
ZH favorites
Unit : Troopcrawlers
Map : Any
Matchup : Random mirror
Modus : 1on1
Best online mates: : [OoE] members, Sm34g0l, Triky, Sparky, Blind + others
ZH Shortcuts
Hotkey for most buildings and units (90 %). Chinooks on the left side: 9; Chinooks on the right side: 0; Main attack group: 1; Flanking unit/helix or stuff like that: 2; wf: 3 rax/2nd wf: 4; migs/tomahawks: 5; more MiGs/KRs :6
PC details
Central Processing Unit: Athlon 64 3700+
Random Access Memory: 1024 mb
Hard Disk Drive: 2x 80 GB
Graphic card: Geforce 6800 GT
Monitor: 19" BenQ
Mouse: Logitech G3
Mousepad: Several, currently speedpad
Operating system: Windows XP
Connection: DSL 2000
My Top 10 ZH players of all-time
In no order:
Excal
Omnirai
Dackel
Blind
Mirage
Powerful
Arecal
Audi
Pilbots
DEATH_YURI
My Top 3 ZH flamers of all-time
MC-LoTuS
meSSiaS
DM Raider
Dackel's comment:
Beside the fact, that Spalding is one of the best C&C Zero Hour players ever, he was and is still one of my best online mates. Benjamin is an awfully nice person (I met him in real-life on a LAN party), however some of you claim rightly that he sometimes behaves arrogantly. Being in the same clan and playing with Spalding 2on2 cws has always been a great pleasure for me. I hope we can continue our gaming career in C&C3 and I also hope that we will be as successful as in C&C Zero Hour
Wub-O-Meter:Taken from dackels Page, please visit dackel.cc if you want to view more from dackel.
1. Mirage FFA - AskiKa Wins...
(2 stars for not rushing - Free For All, AskiKa Wins)
Firstly, this replay should be a lesson that PROS do what they must to survive, I knew he was AFG, I could not rush anyone else, I was forced into a "NON-MH" no map stance that any pro would have to taken (BUNKERING) - this is why it's rated so low, I expected the guy bottom right to own me because I needed gats, however this never occured luckily there was NO Map Hack playing in this game..
OoE-Mirage has been kind enough to allow me to play a fiew FFA - Free For Alls with himself and a fiew other pro mates of his... I won, here is my bunker style win - TBH, nothing much special here, however, "Mirage" was playing and he's regarded by myself as one of the best ever gamers for chinas and ZH itself...
Mirage's Personal Info
Cameron B. Baker
29th May, 1986
Alburyopolis, Australia
Online Info
Online Accounts: [OoE]MiRaGE, iCr`Redhammer, DfV|Dynasty, [FH]TaNkFiRE, Star|Fall, [MooN]FlasH etc etc, Far too many!
Amount of games online: too many to count, over 8,000
Purchasing date of Zero Hour: October 2003 I think…whenever it was released
History
Purchased CCG on release, was very successful there, Purchased ZH on release and started playing CW immediately, was in an Australian only clan (DfV|) and we somehow managed to win the first CW month. Shortly after that clan BLEW UP and I re created [OoE] and it’s been going strong ever since.
Achievements:
Many ZH Clanwars titles, 1 Clanwars Warrior title, Generals.nl title, 3x UBZ title (2v2 with iCr`Balllaman :D)
Personal Favorites
Colour: Green, Purple, Black
Food: Margharita Pizza, Hot Chips/French Fries, Chicken schnitzel
Drink: Expensive Fruit cocktails at exclusive Hotels in Exotic locales……..
Music: Rap, HipHop, RNB, Dance but basically anything except country & death metal
Movie: Space Jam :D
TV: The Amazing Race, repetitive American crime shows (I’m addicted unfortunately), LOST
Sport: Basketball, Cricket, Australian Rules Football
Animal: Tiger, Black Panther, Giraffe, Platypus, Mongoose
Hobby: Travel, Photography, Sport, Gaming
ZH favorites
Unit: Flame tank, Alpha Aurora, Stealth Commanche, Hijacker
Map: Dogs of war, lllderricks.map
Matchup: Nuke Mirror
Modus: 2v2, 2v2v2, FFA, 3v3, 4v4
Best online mate: [OoE]Memberinsertedhere
ZH Shortcuts
Dual warfac numbered 2 and 3 if only 1 warfac it’s 2 and rax or airfield is 3, helix or sneaky/important unit usually gets 1 for some reason, probably should be 2, if no helix main attack force is 1, migs usually 4 & 5 and up if I have more.
PC details
Central Processing Unit: I don’t give a shit
Random Access Memory: k
Hard Disk Drive: k
Graphic card: need a new one
Monitor: big and sexy
Mouse: old but classic
Mousepad: daffy duck mousepad……
Operating system: outdated
Connection: shitalbury country connection
My Top 3 ZH players of all-time
Excal
Arecal
Omnirai
My Top 3 ZH flamers of all-time
[FFI]mEssiAs_the_sheep)_yUckER
Skoll
[Vv]Cross
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Dackel's comment:
Mirage is for sure the best clan leader I have ever had. He has been leading The Order Of The Elites with extraordinary diligence and loyalty for more than 3 years now, just a few clans survive such a long time. His enormous effort conduced to the success and popularity of the clan. You can ask Mirage's advice on any issue or problem. He likes to travel, so do I. That's why I will meet Cameron in real-life some day...
Mirage is beside Blind the best China player I ever encountered. Although, I can't really judge/rate his skill, as he isn't really active anymore and or we always play in the same clan.
Wub-O-Meter:Taken from dackels Page, please visit dackel.cc if you want to view more from dackel (In my opinion one of the world's best RTS micro pros, I just can't figure out why Dackel can "BE STUFFED" to try this hard, I heard rumours he gets paid to play for clanwars clans and would appreciate an email as to wether or not this is true...
Just also wanted to lastly mention for now that Thor (Pictured Below) did infact fall to AskiKa, however as an agreement to Thor, No one can ever see this Glory replay unless Thor himself decides to post it, so please Thor, time to come clean bro, I owned you one week after you beat me and called me a noob etc to the rest of OoE - Prove me right, cheers mate...
Thor's Personal Info
Thor Thiel
12th December, 1978
Schwarzenberg, Germany
Online Info
Online Accounts: [OoE]ThOR, [UNiT]Atreides
Amount of games online: + 2000
Purchasing date of Zero Hour: LoL! Sif I remember!
History
I’ve always played C&C, so getting ZH was the only right thing to do. I really enjoyed Generals and was not let down be Zh at all. I played USA in Generals and was not about to change that in ZH. I liked how micro was rewarded playing that faction in Generals, and eventhough it was less micro dependant in ZH it was still “my” faction.
I’ve played in [OoE] only in ZH, besides the random 1 man clan things, and always enjoyed playing with all the OoE guys.
Achievements:
Some CW titles and beating every single China/GLA player with USA at some point. Made up some BOs such as “Commanche Sting” and “Kill my bloody own CC to get some rangers” BOs.
Personal Favorites
Colour: Blue (Lol)
Food: Traditional Danish Christmas food
Drink: White Russian
Music: ….many.
Movie: LoTR 1-3
TV: The Office (the british sit com)
Sport: Sif.
Animal: Dog?!
Hobby: Games games games – and playing guitar.
ZH favorites
Unit: Humvee, go figure
Map: TD
Matchup: Tank vs USA van.
Modus (1on1, 2on2...): 1v1
Best online mate: Mirage, Trojan, Spalding, Omnirai
ZH Shortcuts
1-4 units, 5 barracks, 6 warfac….been a while, can’t remember this.
PC details
Central Processing Unit: 3400+ AMD 64bit
Random Access Memory: 1500 MB
Hard Disk Drive: 500GB
Graphic card: 7900 GT
Monitor: 19” Samsung flatscreen
Mouse: Razor Dimond
Mousepad: Icemat 2.0
Operating system: XP pro
Connection: 4 mbit DSL
My Top 3 ZH players of all-time
Omnirai, Pilbots, Spalding
Dackel's comment:
I don't really know a lot about my Danish [OoR] clanmate ThOr to be honest. He left C&C and its community before I had a chance to play him. I really would have liked to play him, as he was called the "USA-Master", but....
Nowadays, Mister Thiel is a Dawn of War progamer with monthly salary. I hope that Tiberium Wars will link us together.
Wub-O-Meter:Taken from dackels Page, please visit dackel.cc if you want to view more from dackel.
Command and Conquer Generals: Zero Hour Tips
By AskiKaOwnzYou (Extracted from AskiKa's last five years of CCG & ZH comments, Various Sites...)
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Hardware Breakthrough News!
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AMD plans to deliver the FireStream 9250 and the supporting SDK in Q3 2008 at an MSRP of $999 USD. AMD FireStream 9170, the industry's first double-precision floating point stream processor, is currently available for purchase and is priced at $1,999 USD.Please note, this is a 100% adult website, if you are not an adult, then you are not authorized to be here and must "get lost" because the governments of the world won't allow you to be here... So "listen" to them and go away while you still can...
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